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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:54
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
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What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What makes you feel guilty the most?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance